A Lesson Of Porn Finances From The Sheriff
Howdy, mofos! Are you still jerking off to free porn and spending hundreds on dates with boring broads who don’t put out? Well, it’s time for you to rethink your spending habits. Lucky for you, the sheriff is a certified sex finance consultant and he’s going to teach you a lesson that will come in handy.
Next time you find yourself in the DMs of a chick who replies with single-word texts, just tell her to beat it. You can have way more fun than pretending to be interested in her boring stories and trying hard to pretend you’re someone you’re not in the hope that she’ll be so impressed with you that she’ll let you put it in her ass. And what do you think will happen after a date like that? Will she have sex with you? Not likely. Even if she will, the sex will be just as boring as everything that went on that night. You can have a lot more fun by yourself, saving both time and money.
How Can I Do That, Mr. Sheriff?
Here’s what you need to do, mofo! You need to get on my site and check out the list of the
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If you’ve never experienced premium porn, let me assure you that you’re missing out big time. Is it better than sex? Well, that depends. Fucking the babes you see in those movies surely is better than watching other guys fucking them on your screen at home. But watching those babes getting fucked is way better than having sex with a chick who doesn’t even know how to masturbate, let alone please your fantasies on a first date.
Do They Have What I Need?
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