OldMcDonaldHadAHorseCock

Lets just say I'm the largest on the 'Farm'



Old McDonald's Diner Menu



Old McDonald's Breakfast

Cumshot

Creamiest egg whites from free range chickens, and the thickest sausages*

$3 - 60secs or 5 pictures



Old McDonald also had a Donkey

Buttplay

Juiciest rump roast with a side of carrots and potatoes

$10 - 60sec or 5 pictures



Old McDonald Weigh In

Dick and pussy rating

Eggplant and feline enthusiast

Bring your vegetables and kitty cats for me to rate

$2 - rate



Old McDonald's Diner Postcard

Signed Polaroid

Signed postcard of old mc Donalds prize winning showhorse

$5 - 1 Polaroid



Karoke Nights

1/2 off voice messages on(days off)

Cum on down and listen to Old McDonald's wonderful singing voice and let him get you feeling hot

$2 - 20 words or less

*All content contains 100% grade A quality horse meat